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my guinea pig recognizes the sound of the fridge opening so every time someone opens the fridge he starts yelling
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Nothing says confidence like doing sudoku with a pen.
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interviewer: rihanna why are you working with chris brown again
rihanna: beats me
so my friend and i were walking to the park and we saw this poster….but……i’m not missing lmao
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ACCURATE
well this is awkward
huh. i wonder what i’m thinking.
I guess I’m excited that I tricked him into getting into bed with me XD
wtf……

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